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LCHolmes |
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Scarab |
Clan Administrator |
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Real Name - Jason Merrett
DOB - 03 02 72
Fave Map - currently Train for some ungodly reason
Fave Weapon - m4 or AK
TV and Films With a passion
Music - Blues and Rock
Once kicked an orphan through a brick wall into oncoming traffic for laughing at blues music and set fire to a tortoise for 'sheer larks'.
Lives in Little Accrington or some other unlikely sounding place.
Wins rounds on CS:S by sitting still behind a crate and waiting till all the other players die of old age.
Enjoys old person pursuits like collecting wurthers originals and going to the toilet.
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Dirk Deagler |
Clan Administrator |
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Chuckleboy |
Clan Administrator |
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Bondy |
Clan Administrator |
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RavenIIV |
Clan Administrator |
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Real Name - Carl Lavis
Alias - RaVeNIIIV
DOB - 15/07/89
Fave map - Italy
fave weapon - pens
Steam Friends - laviscarl
bio
Carl Lavis (no relation to Carl Lewis), has played CS since back when 1.5 was about (although through his lack of skills you wouldn't be able to tell)
He is a avid music fan, often travelling around the country going to different gigs and getting hit on his head like a berk.
He also enjoys playing the Cheeky Girls greatest hits on his fender p-bass, much to the annoyance of his long suffering girlfriend, Deathatyoureyes out of Srt.
He has many drunken stories to share many involving self buggery with pens, though he strictly refutes this (well he would wouldn't he).
If you fancy a quick game of CS just get hold of him over steam friends and 9 times out a 4 1/2 he'll be on the server within 5 mins.
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Shadow Hunter |
Match Arranger |
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Name - Shadow hunter
Aliases - Shadow, Shad, Shadori, prav46, pravnat
Real Name - Prav
DOB - 09/09/91 (flip it round... nearly the satan)
Bio
Shadow has been playing Cs:S for over a year now and joined [PANTS] as soon as he got the game.
If you think there was any improvement in his gameplay, you would be wrong! The random ‘ownage’ round now and again leaves him just as shocked as everyone else.
His Photoshop skills make up for the noobish Cs:S skills, and so if you want a signature or avatar, he is the guy to ask (fake celeb porn pics are availiable for his special customers - mainly David Hasslehoff for some reason).
Currently hoping to pass his GCSE's and take his career as an elvis inpersonator full time.
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Macca |
Match Arranger |
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Real Name - Robert
Alias - Macca/Trebor
DOB - 09/06/1989
Fave Map - de_prodigy
Fave Weapon - M4
Bio
The son of a simpleton farmer and his wife, this pond life has arisen as a god amongst frogs.
Playing CS coming up on 4 years now, 2 and 1/2 of those in pants though we've tried to have him assasinated by a half blind Belgian Ossler one more than 1 occaision.
Avoid him on the fields at all costs
You've been warned
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Vanquish |
Match Arranger |
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Darramouss |
PANTS PR Manager |
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T-U-C |
Clan Member |
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Real Name - Andrew
Alias - T-U-C, Autotuccie
DOB - 22/12/1976 Herford Germany
Favourite map - Play about anything
Favourite weapon - M4-P90-AutoShottie
Bio
Has played every FPS game know to man, including a real life one during World War 2 in Berlin
After the war he liberated a packet of biscuits and opened his own auto-trading company in Missouri, selling trucks to blind Jazz players and laughing as they drove over ridges.
A big music and movie fan, and will watch and listen to almost anything including the screams of dying owls, such is his wont.
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DeathWish |
Clan Member |
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Name - Helen
Alias - Deathwish aka " Defender-Whore"
DOB - You dont ask a girl that (30 probably)
Favourite map - Dust-Dust2
Favourite weapon - Defender
Bio:
Deathwish is a big fan of RPG's and Car Games eg.:NW2,DS,SWKOTOR,NFS-MW etc.
She started playing CSS after T-U-C got on her nerves so much that she decided to give it a whirl.
Tea making skills second to none (well maybe second to a nun). Still learning the ropes in regards to the map's but is determind to improve her playing level.
Likes laughing at pictures of old men in hats straining for a piss outside Sainsbury's.
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MrsHolmes |
Clan Member |
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Real Name - Donna Tombs
Alias - MrsHolmes
DOB - 17/05/84
Fave Map - Assault
Fave weapon - m4
Bio:
PANTS sex pot
Mrs Holmes is famous for annoying Darramouss by killing him when he isn't expecting it and looking a bit like Louise Wener from fine mid 90's indie band Sleeper.
She enjoys beer and listening to her soon to be wife LC's amusing but trustworthy accent, which she also shares.
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MThree |
Clan Member |
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real name - ryan swain
age - 18
location - pit, hull, england
fave guns - ill shoot with
anything and ill play on anything except militia really, although some maps drag.
Bio
Carp faced northerner
m3 could not believe his luck when one morning in June 2007, he awoke to find his home town flooded with water.
"Finally!" He thought, bouncing exitedly on his fins "I can go outside and play with the other boys and girls."
When not playing guitar or drinking whiskey (99p 1ltr bottles from Netto) m3 can be found on server 1, lagging about and being an all round nice guy/fish.
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Aggy |
Clan Member |
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Real Name - David
Aliases - Aggy
DOB - 12/01/1977
Fave map - Compound
Weapon - SG552 and M4
Bio:
Aggy grew up on the magical plains of China where he met his life long companions, Teflon the rubber dog, and Obajón, a man made of leather airport bags.
He had many an adventure with his friends including saving the stubbly Princess Dave of Australia, and stealing a witches arse.
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Kain |
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Raptor |
Clan Member |
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Real Name - Jayson Peter Carey
Alias - [PANTS] Raptor
Fav Map(s)
Surfing Mapssurf_ny_momentum, surf_network_v4_b2
CSS Mapscs_assault, cs_office,de_cbble
Fave Guns - M4 Own's, Scout (No Scope), A.W.P (Hand Gun: Deagle + Dualies)
Age - 72 and a half next Moontide!
Bio
Works in a factory called Monstercon and we build condoms for BIG monsters (he is multitasked ) and his wage is 10000000000000000.2p per hour
Lives in Doncaster (South Yorkshire) which is like a weather forcaster for donkeys but abbreviated and a city.
He loves playin CSS (surfin + normal) and listens to Bangin Hard House which is forgivable
(just).
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SadMuppit |
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Warlord |
Clan Member |
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name - michael
alias - Warlord
DOB - 22/9/90
fave weapon - ak47 or m4
fave map - dust2
Bio
Despite being ginger of hair and 16 of years, Warlord has overcome these short comings and gone on to rise to the top of the world championship goat-bollock-flicking league.
He enjoys playing football with his friends when he isnt playing CS:S and if they anger him, he literally plays football with his friends. Kicking them about his hometown of Wales, England with his 10 foot high mechanical legs.
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Napi |
Clan Member |
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Real name - Urie Hesemans
Age - 20
Nickname - The One And Only Napi (or just Napi)
Fav maps: dust 2, textures2, scoutzknivez
Fave guns - m4/ak, scout, deagle
Bio
He might have a name that sounds like something babies crap in but he's Belgian and lives in Hasselt, a small hamlet atop a large Samoan Giant Tortoise that got lost and ended up in Belgium.
Son of a Flemish Harlequin and a Dutch Hat, Napi is a feared CS player and listens soley Belgian to Capital Gold FM, making it his own Ipod by shrieking loudly to drown out the DJ bits between songs.
It's all tracks baby.
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CodBall |
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Col Kowalski |
Clan Member |
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Name - Tom
Aliases - Col.Kowalski, mr.loco, Bloo
DOB - 18/07/89
Fave Map D2
Fave weapon - Anything except the glock
Bio
Started playing CSS when it came out which makes his lack of skill that much more embarrasing.
His favourite word is spoon just because it is basically poon with a suffix.
Enjoys warping across the screen on maps such as cs_militia and de_wankfish.
Also fond of digging up the dead and collecting their collar bones.
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BloodyFist |
Clan Member |
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Real Name - Luke Courtnadge
Alias - BloodyFist
DOB - 26/09/1990
fave map - Assault
fave weapon - Ak47
Bio
Carries a name that sounds like an unfortunate incident at Michael Barrymore's house
BloodyFist was in Worthing, went to an all Boys high school called Bent, sorry Saint Andrews, and since then has taken GCSE's and plans on going to Worthing College to study Maths with Mechanics,Physics, Chem..i...str..zzzzzzzzz...
sorry nodded off there.
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Spiriteh |
Clan Member |
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Real Name - George Chessell.
Alias - Spirit(eh!)
DOB - 11/02/89
Favorite Map - Assault
Favorite Weapon - AWP / AK
Bio
He claims to enjoy pie but no one has ever seen him eating one, leading to rumours of cat molestation under cover of pie fonderyness.
Types and SPEAKS only in italics, possibly the result of a childhood hair condition, which rendered him incapable of not pressing ctrl + I at every bastard oppourtunity. :/
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Oxide |
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Lucid Decapitation |
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